by Trent - from August 2005
TOP TEN ways to develop a Messiah-Complex
- - Always preface your indoctrination sessions with the words, "The Holy Spirit is the best teacher."
- - Make sure that 90% of your posts are Bible quotes to refute other people's unauthorized Bible quotes.
- - Like the King that you are; demand proof, demand respect, demand apologies, demand allegiance and shame your unruly subjects until they submit. (and don't forget to demand proof.)
- - Stubbornly ignore polite and direct requests from others to be left alone.
- - Realize that God depends on you, and you alone.
- - Recognize insubordination as the spirit of the antichrist.
- - Make outrageous claims to put people on the defensive. (ie. "When are you going to stop beating your wife?")
- - Have the uncanny ability to always be at war with yourself or those around you.
- - The world is your audience. Show them the way.
- - Persuade others to join your crusade of sanitizing the world of all the people/ideologies that God forgot to kill first.
Some added insight from Trent: "What I can see in myself and despise; I can see in others without disdain."