by Trent
"Tune your box upon Fox News"
(sung to the tune of "Turn your eyes upon Jesus")
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O soul, are you dull and un-informed?
No drive to learn the-ology?
News tickers will scroll in your TV,
Through commercials it informs contin-ual-ly!
[Refrain]
Tune your box upon Fox News,
And CNN's news anchor's face,
And the things of God will grow strangely dim,
But with news, you'll be right up to date.
Through Drudge and alter-native out-lets
We meta-searched. We googled and linked;
With podcasts and Tivo we'll catch up.
We'll barely remember to blink.
[Refrain]
Tune your box upon Fox News,
And CNN's news anchor's face,
And the things of God will grow strangely dim,
But with news, you'll be right up to date.
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