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Here is one from the email box, today. Sent in by Len, who knows that I am a sucker for parodies like this.
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* Blessed are those Christians who are TOO TIRED, TOO BUSY, TOO DISTRACTED and TOO IMPORTANT to spend time with their fellow Christians in church, - for they are my best candidates to backslide.

* Blessed are those Christians who WAIT TO BE ASKED and EXPECT TO BE THANKED, - for I can use them to slow things down aplenty.

* Blessed are those Christians who are VERY RELIGIOUS but GET ON EVERYONE'S CASE and EVERYONE'S NERVES, - for they are my most effective stumbling blocks.

* Blessed are those Christians who are TROUBLEMAKERS, - for they are
ever my best wrecking crew.

* Blessed are those Christians who have NO TIME TO PRAY, - for they are easy prey for me and my minions.

* Blessed are those Christians who are COMPLAINERS, - for they are my best discouragers.

* Blessed are those Christians who are TOUCHY, - with a bit of luck they may STOP GOING TO CHURCH and get others to quit with them, - for they are my missionaries.

* and Blessed are *you* when you read this and you are SO SURE this is all about OTHER PEOPLE and NOT yourself at all, - for THEN I've got you right where I want you.

~ Matthew 5:1-16 ~ Romans, chapter 12 ~