Remember the Jerry Springer episode where a guy married his horse? Well this appears to not be novel to americans.
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Now, don't go and legislate morality on this one. If I want to marry a rock, who are you to say that I can't? ... and in doing so, I should be able to claim the rock as a dependent and get a tax-write-off. Lets all "marry" pets, and whatever else. That way we won't have to pay taxes. The homosexual community has made this possible. Thanks gays, ahem, I mean guys!
Repent not, and rage with fists toward Heaven, you shall be baptized with fire and death, which is in the lake of sulfur. ~ God [Letters from God and His Christ - Volume 2 ~ Baptism by Fire]