What happens when a youth pastor gets tongue-tied while saying "Pitch tents?" Well, maybe a laugh or two, right?
Wrong!
The first mistake was video-taping his sermon. The second mistake was to have a fruedian slip while talking about Sodom and Gomorrah, where "pitch tents" became "pinch tits." The third mistake was to not immediately destroy the tape before it could be broadcast all over the internet RIGHT HERE.
The Lord lives, and forgives those who call on His name with all humility and supplication. Come to Me and repent. To this end I gave My life as a ransom and payment in full for your sins past, present and those sins of tomorrow. ~ Jesus [Letters from God and His Christ - Volume 1 - Return Home, Your Father Calls]